The Miracle Cure for TAT's Pedophilia: My Rod

There has been a recent controversy on the Internet forum RevLeft, involving a user with the moniker "The Anarchist Tension" (named after a book by the patriarchal misogynist-sexist Alfredo Bonanno, whose writings in no way influenced the glorious Greek insurrection of '08)

Now, normally I wouldn't care because RevLeft is a bastion of privileged white highschool males without the charismatic manliness it takes to kick-start the revolution in the US. But this is a very serious issue because it involves threats to the anarchist movement by authoritarian Leninists, who, as I explained in my brilliant essay Fascists are a Tool of the State, are as bad as fascists in every way:

Authoritarian communists are just like another competing sect of fascists, and once in power they have shown willingness to use their same methods to purge or purify their country.(Link)

(Note that there are some exceptions to this such as the BPP and NLF, who were romantic and sexy colonized people of color with the balls to stand up to honky imperialism)

Anyway. "The Anarchist Tension" (or "TAT") used to be a moderator on RevLeft before he got in a heated verbal exchange with another moderator who is a dangerous authoritarian Leninist. Apparently, this second moderator, Deborah Allen, or "Smurfette", was running for a local city-council position. This is part of a well-known and historically precedented Leninist tactic to get elected onto local city councils as part of their grand strategy to send all anarchists and anti-authoritarians to an intergalactic Stalinist gulag.

There is also a good indication that TAT is being persecuted for his affiliation with the Red Anarchist Network, better known by their catchy acronym, RAAAN. As a user on the RAAAN forums explained:

Now of course who gives a fuck, because it's just stupid shitty Revleft, but TAT is a stand-up dude who many of us have had good discussions with, and he's a RAAN sympathizer, so I think people should know about this. And I know at least a handful of people from Revleft come and look at this thread, so please be advised that this is exactly what the fuck happens when you allow Leninists to participate in anything. (Link)

 

Now, I cannot approve of RAAAN, as they have never, at least to my knowledge, been to Greece, and are therefore inherently conceptually unable to divine the true wisdom of insurrectionism. But this is all very cut and dry: a cowardly Leninist attack on an anarchist comrade. Or is it?

 

It seems TAT himself has also gotten into controversy for using his moderator powers to ban personal critics. A Leninist counter-revolutionary, who masquerades on RevLeft under the names "gonzeau" and "Glenn Beck", (Could Leninists be planning a united front with the Tea Party?) has alleged that TAT is in fact a pedophile, based on scant and ambiguous evidence, such as these explicitly pro-pedophile statements made by TAT on RevLeft:

"13 is the age of consent in various countries including South Korea and Mexico. Some could argue that America’s (and other peoples) social conservatism is the problem [regarding the Roman Polanski case]"

"How many of us have had sexual fantasies about children or 'youths'? Perhaps it was a flash in the recesses of masturbation? Perhaps you’ve even entertained elaborate narratives or role played with partners? How many of us are truly prepared to admit that, at some point, as transient or as complex as it may have been, we have considered what it was like to have sex with a child?
That 'right' to have sex with children was taken away with the creation of the age of consent, which came into existence as a reaction to child prostitution during in the thirteenth century. It was allegedly quite popular and to tackle this problem they had the bright idea of setting the age that children could legally have sex (with anyone) at twelve. This was raised to thirteen six hundred years later in the Victorian era, as is the case in some Latin American countries and South Korea now, incidentally. The age of consent in the UK as it stands is sixteen, but in other European countries the age is mostly fourteen. These ages are so inconsistent around the word, both historically and in a contemporary sense that they appear totally arbitrary." (Link)

So TAT might be a pedophile...but let's remember that pedophilia is a disease, people, and we are fighting for a society oriented around rehabilitative rather than retributive justice. Luckily for TAT, I happen to have the secret weapon for fighting pedophilia. That's right, (*drumroll*) ...my dick. 

Bear me out, here. My dick transcends all boundaries of gender and sexual orientation and has shattered the deeply entrenched sexual preconceptions of lesbians and heterosexual men alike, in fact I cannot think of a single person who has looked upon my tremendous phallus and not felt an insatiable desire to have their world rocked hard. If this TAT character is truly a pedophile, there is only one cure. After gazing upon my 28-inch schlong, there is no way this guy will ever settle for the spritely little sprig of a young child ever again. 

So, TAT, as an influential and well-renowned anarchist leader, I call upon you to do the socially responsible thing and let me ride your Portuguese Eurotrash anarcho-hipster ass all night long. Only then will you know how it feels to be loved hard by a real, grown-up man, and abandon your exploitative sexual hang-ups.